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Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52803) - you deserved it (3911)

On 04/02/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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you did not notice the smell?

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:01am by nodbor

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That's disgusting. You'd think college students would know the proper way to clean up vomit.

One thing confused me, though... you thought the vacuum was just leaking water? I've never used a vacuum (other than special deep cleaning ones, which I'm sure a college dorm does not have) that uses water. That would have been my first clue something was seriously wrong.

#23 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:58am by infantrygirl

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