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Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Happy birthday indeed.

Never go to bed or send anyone to bed that's been vomiting without a bucket to puke in and a washcloth to wipe the mouth after an episode. Someone desperately needing to throw up that knows they can't get to a toilet instinctively go to the first container or open space they find.

#5 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:31pm by Nakedsquirrel

See in context you have a new memory to add to the box.

#9 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:33pm by fantome

See in context




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