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Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111758) - you deserved it (8386)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Well...now you have a new memory to add to the box.

#9 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:33pm by fantome

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damn that sucks. maybe next time you shouldn't have a container of all your memories sitting out like that.

#7 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:31pm by kmj84

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