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Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26384) - you deserved it (2010)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

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Standard guy stuff. Everyone hangs a washcloth or towel on their dick and stares at it for a minute for lulz.

#10 - On 01/30/2010 at 2:06pm by Nakedsquirrel

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wow that really sucks

#1 - On 01/30/2010 at 2:03pm by xxhappyninjaxx

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