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Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML


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On 01/30/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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Well at least he told you to turn them on. Most people would just drive by.

#1 - On 01/30/2010 at 10:11am by BlueTwist89

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You should have said, "Will you follow me home and help me turn the lights off when we get there?"

Seriously, he WAS into you! He wouldn't have gone through the trouble if you were a troll.

#7 - On 01/30/2010 at 10:22am by perdix

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