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Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

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On 01/29/2010 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

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You skipped class to go to Burger King? Christ you're boring.

#20 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:34pm by turdburgers

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looks like you won't be having it your way after all.

#14 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:27pm by omnistryder

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