Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)
(+1)FYL for having friends/knowing people that would come to your home and take a crap in your piano.
edit- seemingly? They either took a dump or didn't...there's not very much that can be mistaken for human excrement, save for animal poop. Even then, FYL for knowing people that would put animal poop in your piano.
#2 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:06am by jesusstolemybike
(0)I was going to say/type something like that, but you said it better and you corrected his seemingly- great- I can't spell for shit, but I do get a kick out of the "grammar Nazi's." feel free to correct me anytime. :)
#57 - On 01/28/2010 at 4:23pm by chadwick110480
(+1)That's the reason why you never make a party at your home! Because you ahve to clean up the whole shit!
#3 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:07am by Gen_Knowledge
ewwww WTF who takes a shit in someones piano? I would been pissed!
lesson learn never have a party in your own home or get drunk at your own party, cuz one day u might wake up from an hangover with shit all over your face, wondering how the hell did that happen.
#5 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:11am by Blackberry1993
(0)I saw who it was that did it! It was the guy drinking the 151
#7 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:15am by sourgirl101
it would have been kinda like another 2 girls and 1 cup moments
#14 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:44am by Blackberry1993
(0)Hahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed :D
it must be crap for you but I can imagine how funny it will seem in 2 years :P
#8 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:18am by Peter_File
(0)exactly, haha!
sounds like something that could happen to ted from how I met your mother
#10 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:33am by unfortunate_13
(+1)Yeah it wouldn't have happened if he'd kept a Handel on the situation.
#13 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am by DangerMike
(0)Well, I suppose it's better to do this in the piano than on Glass...
(atomic bombs start arming themselves)
Sorry. I couldn't find a clever way to use Beethoven in this discussion.
#31 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:09pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
(0)I'd rather say that guy found a way to play the brown note on a piano. Forget about Bach or Beethoven, that guy is a true genius.
(0)You need to take a piano stool sample to the lab
Maybe De bussy scientists there have time to Un(Maurice)Ravel this mystery
#47 - On 01/28/2010 at 2:41pm by f_alltheirlives
(0)considering the pomp and circumstance of having shit in your piano, maybe you shouldn't have more alcohol parties.
(0)Right, because no one does anything stupid while completely wasted, ever.
It's not an excuse, and I'm not condoning the situation at all, but seriously. Some people do a complete 180 in personality AND judgment while intoxicated.
#23 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:44am by Back_In_Action
(0)thats why when you have a party with alcohol you put all the stuff thats valuable AWAY so that the drunk people don't damage or steal things damn ass serves you right
#18 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:13am by Batman4890
(+1)Tell me, how does one put a PIANO away so that people who are wasted can't damage it?
#25 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:47am by Back_In_Action
(0)That's why you either A- never have parties at your own house, so someone else can worry about damages, or B- don't get wasted at your own house party so you can have at least SOME control over the situation...
#32 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:11pm by shananigans
(0)I thought it was a rule of thumb that the host of a party needs to be sober, or at most lightly buzzed, to prevent shit like this. or, y'know let people in who you trust only and secure valuables.
(0)bouncers my friend. Go to your local bar find the gang of bikers offer them 60 bucks each. And you then have a safer house party. That or renta-cops. Just be happy noone BEAT-hoven'd off all over that pricy dvd player below your ex-tv x
(0)someone leave a tiger in your bathroom? your best friend doug gone? btw you should arm yourself before you open your trunk :)
(0)At least you didn't find a baby or Mike Tyson's tiger waiting for you.
#63 - On 01/28/2010 at 6:02pm by ALegitNinja
(0)well you will most likely know where the shitty notes are lol
#66 - On 01/28/2010 at 6:23pm by PentiumBawls8
(0)YDI for having friends who take a dump in your piano. YalsoDI for making a party at your own house. YalsoDI for getting that wasted at your own party.
#72 - On 01/28/2010 at 7:52pm by YourConscience
(0)Oh man! That sucks! I play piano, and I would KILL if someone did that! :-o
#83 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:33pm by roymustanglover
(0)thats just disgusting!!!!i would have thrown out if i were you,fyl indeed,never have parties in your own house again!
#85 - On 01/29/2010 at 12:24am by slapmeontheass
(0)any and all FMLs that involve "taking a dump" completely crack me up!!!! LOL - too funny!!!
#86 - On 01/29/2010 at 12:26am by drumhellermd
