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Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10425) - you deserved it (18918)

On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)

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Talk about a party-pooper, eh?

Har, har, har....

#9 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:25am by doink

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sounds like a rager!

#1 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:05am by pcegrl22

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