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Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26098) - you deserved it (2620)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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That's what I'd call tough love.

#1 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:06am by Lord_Farquad

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Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?

#2 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:09am by Sekococo

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