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Today, I Found Out A Friend Of Mine Likes Me. It Wasn't By A Cute Gesture Lyk A Sweet Little Note, Or A Beautiful Heretfelt Confession Lyk You Might Expect. He Sprang At Mah Boyfriend And Choked Him (while I Strained To Pull Him Off). Right During The Middle Of Our 60+ Student Populated Class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (2626)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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That's what I'd call tough love.

#1 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:06am by Lord_Farquad

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Dominace in love is a strong thing :D did you go out with the winner?

#2 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:09am by Sekococo

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