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Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2302) - you deserved it (29510)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Glutton (woman) - United States (Florida)

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