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Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Glutton (woman) - United States (Florida)

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OP it's because of people like you that United States of America is considered the land of the obese.
Giving up on a diet after the first week or so is slightly acceptable, but on the first day?

Some people need to come to their senses and realize that posting about their weak commitments/determinations on FML is not the best way to resolve the issue or gain sympathy.

#10 - On 01/28/2010 at 3:41am by Feverrotes

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You were hungry?? So you decided to be a fatass and stuff yourself? Thats smart. Next time dont agree to something that you cant handle.

#4 - On 01/28/2010 at 3:31am by dv2010

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