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Today, I learned the hard way why they say "four on the floor" at school. I leaned too far back while rocking in the chair and fell off. I grabbed the desk to save myself and it came down too. FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by jalapeno_popper (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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OP, you have not heard the horror stories teachers tell about students leaning too far back and the consequences.
I've heard about death, paralyzation, mental damage, and some other things.

#1 - On 01/21/2010 at 5:09pm by Compass

See in context

I haven't done that since 3rd grade. A boy in my class fell and busted his head open... the blood...

#5 - On 01/21/2010 at 5:15pm by saranottelling

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