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Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9767) - you deserved it (19147)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Your life must be in ruins.

#2 - On 01/21/2010 at 2:03pm by Ragna

See in context

+8

"When he came to me"

don't you mean when he came ON you?

#15 - On 01/21/2010 at 2:18pm by allmidnighteyes

See in context

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