Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

by Shoeless / 01/20/2010 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

    #17 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:20pm by mzhonesty

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  • I love the all you can eat pancake deal at ihop

    #1 - On 01/20/2010 at 5:15pm by soccer1788

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