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Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
I love the all you can eat pancake deal at ihop
Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.
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Friday 31 July 2015