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Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33380) - you deserved it (2831)

On 01/19/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by Samaritan (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

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challenge that shit in court

#2 - On 01/19/2010 at 2:07pm by protooler31

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Bribe him with a doughnut. If that doesn't work, file a complaint.

#3 - On 01/19/2010 at 2:08pm by Lord_Farquad

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