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Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I call my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (3307)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:59am - misc - by momof2boys - United States (Ohio)

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You obviously don't know how to raise kids if they managed to vandalize on the car seats.

#2 - On 01/19/2010 at 10:10am by SHAAAAAARK

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You Deserve this. A Car is no place for a child to play. You should of had the doors locked and the keys out of reach. Also assuming they used permanent marker they must be young. How did you not see them head outside with markers open the car and draw inside.

#4 - On 01/19/2010 at 10:12am by Hermyoni

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