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Today, I walked to my car to find a window smashed in. Lucky for me, nothing was stolen. It did, however, rain all morning. FML


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On 01/17/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by russty (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Peeps, honestly, this guy's had it rough. Who cares if no one stole anything? Someone broke his window. I think it's even worse that no one stole anything.. It's just broken for no reason. So now he's going to have to replace his window, and if he has nice upholstery then he's going to have to fix that too. $$ down the drain.

#29 - On 01/18/2010 at 1:10am by Adorable

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Duck tape.

#3 - On 01/17/2010 at 5:38pm by Rocyer

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