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Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17451) - you deserved it (2561)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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