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Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks (2773) - you deserved it (46100)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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