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Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20745) - you deserved it (2303)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

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A lot of people drive drunk because their judgement is fucked when they're drunk. Clearly your dad plans to do it, even beforehand - seems like he's quite a retard.

#5 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:32am by twoknives

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Once again, I am floored by some people's blatant idiocy. Drunk/High driving is NOT cool or funny, and the dad is a complete and utter fucktard putting other people on the road in danger like that. He is a FATHER, someone who should be acting WAY more responsible than this, especially since he has kids! OP, I hope your father can get help because he CLEARLY needs it!

#20 - On 01/15/2010 at 8:22am by Back_In_Action

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