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Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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haha. You should learn to do that shit in private

#1 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:08am by sharkster

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Facebook 101: You NEVER Facebook stalk in public places. Or even when another person is in the room. Or with the door unlocked. That is extremely private business, left for the bedroom or a slumber party. YDI.

#3 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:10am by GenevieveL

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