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Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

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The real FML is that you were looking in the general direction of an Old Navy.

(Sorry, I just really hate Old Navy)

#8 - On 01/13/2010 at 6:49am by bruuutal

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Let me save you the trouble -- they've got ugly nipples.

And they are not as perky and clever as the ones in the commercial. It kinda ruins the mood when you're popping off her bra and she's going on and on about "The Gap sucks this" and "The Gap sucks that." You know -- sour grapes.

And it's almost impossible to get it on when kids are walking by and saying, "Mommy, why does the man fixing the mannequin have no pants?" I thought the Old Navy mannequins were hot, but that was a big disappointment.

#25 - On 01/13/2010 at 9:14am by perdix

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