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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (2334)
On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
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