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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

#3 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:18am by TheMichaelIsFres

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give the man his cookies

#6 - On 01/11/2010 at 3:20am by theman34

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