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Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML


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On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France

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So how far did you kick it?

Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!

#5 - On 01/10/2010 at 7:11pm by perdix

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Because it's so much fun to kick a gallon of water for no reason.

#13 - On 01/10/2010 at 8:03pm by redxapplexoxo

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