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I'm getting the impression that you make a habit of getting blind drunk and texting people, then not remembering the following day. If I were you, I'd (a) stop drinking so much, (b) leave the phone at home if you're going to get that drunk, or (c) all of the above.
Oh man. This trend of "I got drunk and did something stupid, fuck my life." is totally not getting old, people.
Oh wait. Yes, yes it is.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015