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Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)

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Why did he leave the door open if he didn't want anyone to enter? He should've had it closed already.

#4 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:09am by shananigans

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You should report the driver. =/ I have no idea how cold it is in California at the moment, but it's freezing here right now and if the bus doors were left open I'd have done the same thing rather than waiting in the cold. Even if you were in the wrong the driver has no right to hurt you.

#12 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:46am by Twinklestar

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