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Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)

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Why did he leave the door open if he didn't want anyone to enter? He should've had it closed already.

#4 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:09am by shananigans

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please note that it won't actually hold in court and that method only works pon stupid people.

#7 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:21am by firecopy

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