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Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (5610)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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