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Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33771) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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