Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
by Hugh_Jankles / 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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Congrats on getting shitfaced without taking a single drink!
Your liver thanks you.
#13 - On 01/08/2010 at 5:22pm by perdix
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That's quite nasty.
#2 - On 01/08/2010 at 5:06pm by intensitive
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