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Today, my boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store are ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5919) - you deserved it (17910)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Well you didn't know.

#2 - On 01/08/2010 at 6:04am by Maxine17

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Maybe he was trying to set you up with one of his daughters.

#4 - On 01/08/2010 at 6:09am by Synchestra

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