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Today, my boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store are ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5427) - you deserved it (16517)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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