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Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5431) - you deserved it (39492)

On 01/07/2010 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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wow your life is ruined, that's so terrible.

#4 - On 01/07/2010 at 7:38pm by writerajere

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I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake.

OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.

#7 - On 01/07/2010 at 7:40pm by redblueviolet

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