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Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23727) - you deserved it (6192)

On 01/05/2010 at 12:58pm - misc - by SplashOuch (woman) - United States

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Natural reactions. Don't you love them?

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:21pm by dnlphm94

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Lesson is: Never sneeze.

#3 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:22pm by hoyles

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