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Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by Fack. (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".

#3 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:47am by blah

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She probably said that just to cover up her embarrassment for being dumped.

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 12:37am by Trika

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