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Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML


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On 01/02/2010 at 8:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Shouldn't have ate something that someone who was in an institution made.

#3 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:15pm by lazytown

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c is for cookie, but k is for kooky XD sorry but yeah a little listerine, youll be fun. crayola is non toxic......

#7 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:39pm by daydreamstar

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