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Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17001) - you deserved it (3616)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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