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Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy starts talking to me, then suddenly loses interest. Afterwards, I see the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5745) - you deserved it (11839)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lame (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?

#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:06am by twoknives

See in context

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Always check your face and teeth after eating chocolate.

#23 - On 12/31/2009 at 11:58am by Loveya448

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