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Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy starts talking to me, then suddenly loses interest. Afterwards, I see the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lame (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?

#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:06am by twoknives

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You should have told him you were doing a 2 Girls 1 Cup remake.

#13 - On 12/31/2009 at 7:26am by overkill_78

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