Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy starts talking to me, then suddenly loses interest. Afterwards, I see the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

by lame / 12/31/2009 at 12:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

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  • How does chocolate on your face explain a SUDDEN lack of interest, if it had been there all along?

    #1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:06am by twoknives

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  • You should have told him you were doing a 2 Girls 1 Cup remake.

    #13 - On 12/31/2009 at 7:26am by overkill_78

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