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Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51919) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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