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Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15300) - you deserved it (8911)

On 12/30/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by dripping sink - United States

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If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

#5 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:08pm by micery

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FAIL...WIN...FAIL AGAIN

#4 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm by JokingJoe

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