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Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by dripping sink - United States

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Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.

#9 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:31pm by capthavoc123

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If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

#5 - On 12/30/2009 at 2:08pm by micery

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