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Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66585) - you deserved it (10734)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Tiak (man) - United States (Iowa)

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