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Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19308) - you deserved it (4780)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I mean, your mom gave birth to you, so she's seen you naked before, so it's not that bad.
At least you weren't taking a nap inthe middle of the day and then sleptwalked outside. that could have been bad!

Ive only ever sleptwalked once, in 5th grade. I walked downstairs and peed on the floor..

#3 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:10pm by borabora1991

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At least your parents haven't walked in on you jacking off. Now that is an FML moment.

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:10pm by xCrackerx

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