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Today, a mother wrote me a $130 check for babysitting her four kids for a few hours. Trying to be gracious, I said, "Wow, thank you, this is very generous!" She thought for a minute, then said, "You're right." She took the check back, ripped it up, and wrote me a new one for $55. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65993) - you deserved it (22173)

On 03/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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tell that bitch to watch her own kids next time

#5 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:09pm by jaxx11

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Bitch.

#4 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:09pm by kennedygirl

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