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Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by ahh (woman) - United Kingdom

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ever tried having it on a day you know won't have huge parties going on? ydi

#1 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:02pm by NeonDonkeyKong

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This happens occasionally to me because my birthday is on Valentines day, and it turns out people would rather have some romantic fucking than celebrate my birthday!

But FYL

#2 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:04pm by Maxine17

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