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Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20605) - you deserved it (7369)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by ahh (woman) - United Kingdom

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ever tried having it on a day you know won't have huge parties going on? ydi

#1 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:02pm by NeonDonkeyKong

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Try having a birthday party and a new years party at the same time.

...Unless you're Chinese.

#5 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:07pm by Cupffin

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