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Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14235) - you deserved it (77657)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Oh God. That's something I'd do.

#1 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:54pm by Erinx3

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Look on the bright side, he'll never be able to point you out to other people.

#6 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:57pm by withfire

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