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Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
It's your dads job to make sure your never having sex in your life.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016