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Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28669) - you deserved it (3596)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Washington)

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It's your dads job to make sure your never having sex in your life.

#3 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:10am by 24788

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lol i am sorry

#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:02am by corndog45

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