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Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21382) - you deserved it (2685)

On 12/26/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by taylor_eileen - United States (Indiana)

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How the frick did you know the chicken was spicey? 'less you picked up a chunk to taste?

#10 - On 12/26/2009 at 8:35pm by lemony

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Ha ha. loser. at least your mom didn't have tuna and salad

#9 - On 12/26/2009 at 8:19pm by Applepineapple31

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