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Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (6450)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

#4 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:13pm by me5

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As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

#7 - On 12/24/2009 at 7:40pm by LizzysOwner

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