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Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16207) - you deserved it (1347)

On 12/23/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Muffinhater (woman) - United States (California)

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