Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML

by Muffinhater / 12/23/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • #1, you're a moron. OP, my condolences. I've had to deal with many similar occurrences, usually when some jackass in my dormitory (or you know.... me) lights up a cigarette too close to a smoke alarm. A real treat at 8 AM on a Saturday when you're nursing a weapons-grade hangover and can't find a shirt, I assure you.

    #2 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:09am by DrunkDave89

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  • Dude, that sucks Dx
    You'll just have to do something equally as annoying to get back at her ^_^

    #7 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:52am by Happy_Elf

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