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Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (1984)

On 12/23/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Muffinhater (woman) - United States (California)

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Dude, that sucks Dx
You'll just have to do something equally as annoying to get back at her ^_^

#7 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:52am by Happy_Elf

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I feel sorry for the old lady, not you. think how embarassed she mustve been... it's not like she intended it

#10 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:52am by musicislife1995

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