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Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18965) - you deserved it (3550)

On 12/23/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by BeautifulDisastre (woman) - United States (California)

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um your uncle had his birthday party in a club? I'm assuming he's not that much older than you...

#5 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:15am by Royal_Blue

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"that sucks gorilla pubescent"? lol what?! pubescent is a state of being. you can't really suck it... that sucks gorilla balls maybe? that sucks gorilla teets?

#3 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:15am by thinmint

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