Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML
by funyfunkid / 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach
#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 5:15pm by jessxoxo28
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Someone must be new around here...a short time on FML will tell you that peeing on anything is a terrible idea.
Of course, there's also the whole common sense thing...oh, wait.
#7 - On 12/22/2009 at 5:25pm by Back_In_Action
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