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Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6253) - you deserved it (30695)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

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thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 5:15pm by jessxoxo28

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You are supposed to smoke the roach, not pee on it

#13 - On 12/22/2009 at 5:33pm by donkey_hang_down

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