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Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (1903)

On 12/21/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 7:09pm by AcesAndEights

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Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"

#8 - On 12/21/2009 at 7:14pm by Pipistrello

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