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Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5736) - you deserved it (32958)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

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