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Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by chrono64 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You should be happy that you helped someone out by leaving your car unlocked and greatful they didn't steal your stuff. His life sucks for having to sleep in some assholes car.

#5 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:22am by dandytex

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...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.

#6 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:23am by marcoe

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