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Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23450) - you deserved it (2916)

On 12/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by chrono64 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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...um, thank you. i've been looking for those. if you leave them in the cup holder i will remember to take them. Thank you for finding them, i've had a hard time finding your car since i lost them.

#6 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:23am by marcoe

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Unless there's piss, shit, crabs, blood and/or vomit in your car, your life is not fucked.

#2 - On 12/20/2009 at 3:11am by Luckster

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