Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

by Tights2Tight / 12/19/2009 at 2:29am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your mom rocks. ;)

    #1 - On 12/19/2009 at 10:03am by swaneh

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  • OMG Was this at the Seacrest (sp?) Theatre? Holy crap someone else lives in this piece of shit town AND has the internet (hicks here don't know how to use the internet...)

    #2 - On 12/19/2009 at 10:06am by alexFYL

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