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Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20558) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

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